1) My First Christmas
I was able to rip open my wrapped presents, and then some!
I slept most of the time on the passenger side floor of a Honda Civic that was packed full of stuff.
I didn't even get the whole floor because of these human leg hogs.
When I wasn't sleeping, I was being a well-behaved pup chewing my rawhide.
I didn't even get the whole floor because of these human leg hogs.
When I wasn't sleeping, I was being a well-behaved pup chewing my rawhide.3) My First Camping Experience
I woke up in the literally freezing New Mexico temperatures shivering.
I woke up in the literally freezing New Mexico temperatures shivering. Laura let me into the bag to warm up.
After driving for 13 hours, I didn't want to camp again, so I was smuggled into an Arizona one-star motel. Ahhh, a comfy king with a TV remote. Brian and Laura were upset they paid for a place with 3 broken lights, no clock, and a nasty bathroom, so they asked me to take a big fat pooh in the parking lot... and I DID (hey, I had been storing it up for 13+ hours, and Arizona has no grass for me anyway).
4) My First Romp Through Texas
Texas grass has these horribly wretched pain-inflicting things called burrs that got all stuck in my feet and coat. Ouch.
There is so much open land in Texas!
Texas grass has these horribly wretched pain-inflicting things called burrs that got all stuck in my feet and coat. Ouch.
There is so much open land in Texas!5) My First Meeting of a Grandparent
Grandpa Don let me get away with everything:
chew his shoelaces, jump up on him, and run free throughout the house.
6) My First Time Sneaking into a Motel
Grandpa Don let me get away with everything: chew his shoelaces, jump up on him, and run free throughout the house.
6) My First Time Sneaking into a Motel
After driving for 13 hours, I didn't want to camp again, so I was smuggled into an Arizona one-star motel. Ahhh, a comfy king with a TV remote. Brian and Laura were upset they paid for a place with 3 broken lights, no clock, and a nasty bathroom, so they asked me to take a big fat pooh in the parking lot... and I DID (hey, I had been storing it up for 13+ hours, and Arizona has no grass for me anyway).
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